http://blog.newgothcity.com See you in the Dark! Fri, 25 Jun 2010 20:54:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en a Greetings my dear Gothlings, Yesterday a Gothling named Marisa sent me a poem that she wrote claiming to have been inspired by the New Goth City website (noitce the Day-Crawler reference), but it was also inspired by the song "Favorite Things" from the sugary-sweet, nazi-filled, movie The Sound of Music, and ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=64 A Day-Crawling Salesman stopped at an isolated hotel to ask for a room for the night. The hotel owner said there wasn't any vacancy but suggested: "I could let you sleep with my daughter if you promise not to bother her." The Day-Crawler agreed, quietly went to the room, undressed in the dark, slipped into ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=63 Greetings my dear Gothlings! Now, while my "Romancing the Goth" blog posts are usually reserved for romantic tips and tid-bits to give those fortunate enough to be in a relationship ideas to heighten their romance level, I want to shift gears here to discuss, dissect, and delve, into an age old ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=62 A leper walked into Don Hill's at Salvation and sat down at the bar, whereupon the bartender threw up all over himself and the floor. The leper looked hurt and said: "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings!" Wiping the vomit from his mouth with his sleeve, ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=61 Greetings my dear Gothlings! As some of you have heard via my Facebook profile, some fucked up Day-Crawler stole my black tuxedo jacket the other night! Oh...I got it back all right...but let me tell you the bizarre series of events to you to prove once and for all that 95% ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=60 Greetings my dear Gothlings!I will be honest with you and start off by stating that when I saw the first televised ad for the Addams Family musical, I did what any typical self-respecting Goth would do…I rolled my eyes to the skies and uttered: “Oh crap! Let’s see how mainstream ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=59 Greetings my dear Gothlings! Blimey! My Day-Crawling field research almost proved disastrous for me the other night when I foolishly parked myself within striking distance near an elusive and dangerous Day Crawler creature known commonly among them as a Cougar! Here's what happened... Just the other night, out of shear boredom, I ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=58 Greetings my Dear Gothlings! I was walking on Fifth Aveneue with a friend, returning from a meeting, when, while passing Saks Fifth Avenue's window I spotted this dress: The designer clearly was inspired by Goth & Industrial fashion...especially with the metal webbing at the open mid-drift. Looks pricey. Now if I can ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=57 Greetings my dear Gothlings! Last night, while I was helping tend the bar at my family's restaurant, I received what quickly became the craziest phone call I've ever had in my entire insanity and stupidity filled life among the mundanes. Now, usually when I answer the restaurant's phone to take down ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=56 A young Day-Crawler from the city went to to the country to visit his uncle on the farm, but after a few days he quickly became bored. The uncle tried to think of something for the city boy to do and suggested: "Why don't you grab a rifle, take the ... http://blog.newgothcity.com/?p=55