The Yellow Pages go XXX
Posted in Funny Stuff on November 19th, 2009 by admin
Greetings my dear Gothlings!
Wow, it has been a while since I posted a blog. It’s been a very crazy couple of months…stuff I can’t really blog about…just yet. ANYWAYS, yesterday I was browsing the (very low tech) Manhattan Verizon Yellow Pages for a sporting goods store address (don’t ask why, it’s for a gift for a friend), and lo and behold, right there on page 969 (page nine Sixty-Nine!) this is what I find:

*Note: Aside from the magnifying effect, this image was not altered. If you have a copy of the Verizon 2008-2009 Manhattan Yellow Pages, you can check it out for yourself!
Now my naughty mind is running on overdrive…Sperm Sports? Eww. Sounds messy. LOL!
See you in the Dark!
Sir William Welles