Jokes from the Dark Side…
At four o’clock in the morning, two Vampire bats were hanging upside down in their cave. The first bat turned to the other and said: “How about you and I getting some nice and tasty blood for a late night snack?”
“Where are we gonna find blood at this hour?” asked the other.
“All right, suit yourself,” said the first. “I’ll go off by myself.”
Half an hour later, the first bat returned to the cave entrance with blood dripping from his mouth and covering his body.
“Wow!” said the second bat, “Where did you get all that blood?”
“See that tree over there?”
“Yeah…”
“Well, I didn’t.”